FEATURED QUOTE // REF #01040
“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”
EVEQUOTE ARCHIVE // Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”
Rodney Dangerfield
Copied to clipboard
AuthorRodney Dangerfield
DisciplineComedian
Born22 November 1921
Index References2 Quotes
Biography
Rodney Dangerfield was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter and comedian known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.
Robert A. Heinlein
"Specialization is for insects."
Chris Rock"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colin. Need I say more?"
Mark Twain"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."