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Mark Twain
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Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, entrepreneur, publisher and lecturer.
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“Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”
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“Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”
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“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
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“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
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“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
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“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
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“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
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“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
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“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
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“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
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“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”
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“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”
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“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.”
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“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.”
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“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?”
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“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?”
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“Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.”
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“Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.”
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“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”
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“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”
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“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
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“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
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“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
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“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
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“I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.”
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“I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.”
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“Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.”
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“Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.”
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