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Mark Twain

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Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, entrepreneur, publisher and lecturer.

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

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God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

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I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

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I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

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