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Groucho Marx
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Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian, film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era.
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“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
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“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
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“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
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“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
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“From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”
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“From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”
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“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”
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“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”
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“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
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“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
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“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
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“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
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“Humor is reason gone mad.”
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“Humor is reason gone mad.”
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