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George Carlin
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George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.
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“The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.”
George CarlinComedian
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“The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.”
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“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
George CarlinComedian
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“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
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“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
George CarlinComedian
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“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
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“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George CarlinComedian
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“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
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“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
George CarlinComedian
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“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
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“That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
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“That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
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“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
George CarlinComedian
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“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
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